I wanted to buy coffee, but I HODL’d instead. Now I’m awake from hunger, not caffeine.
It keeps them awake through all the power outages. 💡
A Splinterlands player said, “I need legendary cards and coffee to win this!”
5 hours later: “I have neither.” ☕
Why is the coffee shop in Decentraland so popular?
Because it’s always “brewing” new tokens! 💰
Ethereum: "I’ll have a decentralized mocha, hold the gas fees!"
Bitcoin: "I’ll stick with my stable espresso."
Ripple: "I’m here to speed up the transactions—don’t mind me!"
Ethereum: "Can we all just enjoy the coffee without talking about fees?"
Bitcoin: "But that’s the reality of the market, my friend."
Ripple: "Let’s just settle this with a quick transfer, no need for coffee drama!" ☕
"Ethereum, what’s your favorite coffee?"
"Decaf Decentralized Latte with extra smart foam."
"How much does it cost?"
"More than the coffee—gas fees!" ☕
"Ethereum, what’s your coffee order?"
"Decentralized latte, one block sugar, with extra gas foam."
"Expensive taste?"
"Not really, but it costs more than a transaction during peak hours!" ☕
"Why does Ethereum drink so much coffee?"
"Because it needs to stay awake for all the transactions!"
"Is it a coffee addict?"
"Not really, just very transaction-focused!"
"So it’s always caffeinated for a good reason?"
"Exactly! Ethereum never runs out of energy!" ☕️
"Why did Ethereum go to the coffee shop?"
"To fuel up for another block!"
"Is it a coffee addict?"
"Not really, it just needs the energy for all those transactions!"
"So it’s charging itself up?"
"Exactly! It needs that extra gas!" 🔋
I had a coffee made from blockchain beans.
It cost me 5 ETH and 3 hours to brew. ☕⛓️
I ordered coffee using Bitcoin.
It arrived cold—three hours later. ☕⏳
Why do miners drink so much coffee?
Because they're always working on proof of stake-outs.