She said, “Purrfect seat, it’s so warm!” 😹
Because they are always looking for a chance to "grow"!
Why did the construction in The Sandbox take so long?
Because the workers kept “building” new ideas! 🏗️
"Ethereum, how’s babysitting going?"
"Great! Except the kids keep playing with unauthorized smart contracts."
"What’s your solution?"
"Setting up parental keys—works like a charm!" 👶
"Fortune teller, what do you see in my future?"
"I see… high scalability and minimal fees!"
"Wow, anything else?"
"A major upgrade to your network is coming!"
"Do I become the most popular blockchain?"
"Only if you keep your transactions smooth!" 🔮
Crypto's like a magic trick—what goes down can always go up again! 🎩💰 Just wait for the bounce and you'll be the one laughing all the way to the moon! 🌕
Why don’t crypto traders need babysitters?
Their wallets are already childproof. 👶🔐
Why do parents love blockchain?
Because it never forgets to watch the kids. 🧸⛓️