A Splinterlands player drew the worst card possible. “This is going to be terrible!”
Card: “Don’t blame me. I’m just a goblin.” 🧟♂️
- "I went to an Axie fortune teller!"
- "What did they predict?"
- "My Axies will have great returns in the next quarter."
- "Did you pay in ETH?"
- "No, I paid with SLP. It was a long-term investment." 🔮
"Ethereum, what did your fortune say?"
"‘Scalability is on the horizon. Gas fees will balance.’"
"Do you believe it?"
"Only if the network upgrades." 🥠
"Fortune teller, what do you see in my future?"
"I see… high scalability and minimal fees!"
"Wow, anything else?"
"A major upgrade to your network is coming!"
"Do I become the most popular blockchain?"
"Only if you keep your transactions smooth!" 🔮
Hamster: 'I’ve got my crypto wheel.' Me: 'What’s it for?' Hamster: 'To randomly choose which coin to invest in!'
I cracked open my crypto fortune cookie.
It said, “Don’t check the market today.” 🍪📉
I visited a fortune teller.
She said, “I see your portfolio... and it’s not pretty.” 🔮📉