They always follow the proof! 📜
Because they scale the road without breaking the rules!
My bank account says $0. My crypto account says $0. Welcome to the blockchain lifestyle.
My budget is so tight, even Bitcoin’s volatility looks stable in comparison.
Budgeting for a student: Rent, food, crypto. Oops, no food.
Their rigs are the real MVPs of heating! 🔥
I said, “We already have something noisy and expensive—my rig!” 😂
Boy: "I bought tons of land in Upland, now I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you sure you’re rich? To me, your land looks more like poop than assets!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, these are virtual assets!"
Girl: "So you’re not afraid they’ll bring you the same problems as diarrhea?" 💩💻
Boy: "I invested in Axie Infinity, and my tokens are growing!"
Girl: "Hold on, it could be like diarrhea: you thought everything was under control, and now your tokens are disappearing, and you don’t know what to do."
Boy: "But I still believe in these Axies!"
Girl: "You believe in them? They’re not just your tokens, but your dreams going down the toilet!" 💩💰
Boy: "My Axies are fighting in the tournament, I’ll cash out tons of tokens soon!"
Girl: "Hold on, are you sure this isn’t just Axie Infinity diarrhea? Wins at first, then, as always, disappointments."
Boy: "Don’t worry, I’ll be in profit soon!"
Girl: "You’re already in the red, and all that’s ahead is the smell of disappointment." 💩💥
Boy: "I leveled up my cats to max level!"
Girl: "Congratulations! Just don’t forget to put them on a diet, or soon they’ll be spreading poop around the house instead of toys!"
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "You’re leveling them up to the max, and they’ll level up their diarrhea skills!" 💩🎮
Boy: "I started a new quest in Catizen, my cats are all leveled up!"
Girl: "Don’t forget to add a toilet to the house! You don’t want your cats to have diarrhea right on the lawn!"
Boy: "Don’t worry, they’re virtual!"
Girl: "They’re virtual, but their problems are real. Remember, every cat leaves its mark... and it’s not just love!" 💩🐱
Investor 1: "How do you feel about the block on the blockchain?"
Investor 2: "Well, sometimes they keep everything together, and sometimes they just keep my budget together!" 💰
Investor 1: "It’s like trying to build a house out of blocks that keep falling!" 🏠🧱
Because they can always "reboot"!
To keep up with "technological progress"!
It’s always "locked out"!
Because it couldn’t keep up with the main event. 🚫🎉
Because they wanted to mark their spot in the blockchain. 💉⛓️
Because it was a victim of a phishing attack. 🎣💻
Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻
Because they couldn't find their blockchain. ⛓️🚫
Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻
Because they couldn't find their blockchain. ⛓️🚫
A player said, “I’ll use only free cards!” Their deck was 90% goblins. “Why do goblins follow me everywhere?” 🧙♂️
A player said, “I’ll build the cheapest deck!” Their deck was entirely goblins. “Why am I losing every match?” 🧝♂️
- "I bought a private island in Decentraland!"
- "What’s on it?"
- "Just a palm tree and a hammock."
- "Sounds peaceful. How much did it cost?"
- "5 ETH. The palm tree was extra." 🏝️
Ethereum’s gas fees are like the price of a hotdog at a baseball game. 🌭⚾
But hey, at least you get a taste of the blockchain experience—just don't expect it to be cheap! 💸
Next time you're in doubt about those fees, remember: a hotdog might cost more! 🍔
In Squid Game, you might get kidnapped by a giant squid. In crypto, you just get kidnapped by your own FOMO!
Because when they said "red light," he was too busy checking his portfolio!
Me: 'I bought Dogecoin at 0.05!' Also me: 'Wait, did I forget to sell it when it hit 0.50?'