They know the price of Bitcoin is just a phase! 📉
Their rigs already purr when they work! 🐾
Because lifting GPUs is enough weightlifting for them! 💪
To keep the rigs’ glow a secret! 🌟
Their rigs provide all the heat they need for hot yoga! 🔥
They’re either staring at charts or fixing rigs at 3 a.m. 🔧
It’s the only time they get a break from the noise! 🤫
Their rigs turn into volcanoes! 🌋
Their rigs are the real MVPs of heating! 🔥
Because it’s quieter—and the rig’s fans don’t argue back. 🤫
Because they know the rig always has power in the relationship. ⚡
Their rigs turn into home heaters for free. 🔥
Their rigs already take up all the space! 🏗️
Because their rigs hate surprise shut-downs! 💥
To survive the constant “whirr” of his rigs. 🤯
To cool down their overheated rigs. ❄️
It keeps them awake through all the power outages. 💡
Their rigs already produce enough drama. 🎭
A power plant operator. ⚡
Their rigs work 24/7 while they stay home. 🏠
Because their rigs are already hotter than a summer day!
Heavy lifting… of electricity bills.
It’s called a blackout.
Because it’s the only time their rigs don’t double as saunas!
They just hang clothes next to the rig—it’s basically a dryer!
Free cooling and penguins to guard his wallet!
To remind his family that dinner isn't the only thing cooking!
"You complete me!" 💖🔗
Heavy metal, of course! ⛏️🎶
Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻