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Why don’t miners watch Netflix? 📺

Their rigs already produce enough drama. 🎭

Crypto drop: the only time it's cool to watch your balance fall!

In the world of crypto, watching your balance drop is like watching a plot twist unfold—it’s unexpected, but totally thrilling! 🎬

Hamster | The Whale Watcher 2.0 🐋👀🐹

Hamster: "I’m watching these whales closely!"
Trader: "Are you buying their coins?"
Hamster: "No, I’m waiting for them to eat my profits first."
Trader: "That’s one way to learn patience!"

Hamster | The Whale Watcher 🐋🐹

Hamster: "I’m tracking all these whales in the market."
Trader: "Are you buying their coins?"
Hamster: "No, I’m just watching them eat my profits."

Whale Watching

I spent the day whale watching.

All I saw was my portfolio sinking. 🐋🌊

Whale Watching

I went whale watching.

Turns out, they were dumping instead of splashing. 🐋📉

Whale Watching 2.0

Why did the whale leave the crypto market?

Because the ocean had better liquidity. 🌊🐋

Whale Watching

Why do crypto traders love the ocean?

Because they’re always watching whales move!

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