A: "Who wins in a battle: Splinterlands or Star Atlas?"
B: "Neither. The crypto whales just buy both!" 🐋💸
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They get sacrificed for transaction fees. 🔥⛓️"
A Star Atlas whale bought a whole galaxy, saying, “I prefer my assets universal.” 🐋
"What’s the most dangerous game for crypto whales?"
"Squid Game, of course! They always get trapped by a rug-pull!" 🐋🏚️
"Who wins in the Squid Game crypto battle?"
"The whale, of course – they just bought the entire game!" 🐋💰
Hamster: 'I’m going to be a crypto whale!' Me: 'Is that a sunflower seed in your paw?'
Hamster: "I’m watching these whales closely!"
Trader: "Are you buying their coins?"
Hamster: "No, I’m waiting for them to eat my profits first."
Trader: "That’s one way to learn patience!"
Hamster: "I’m tracking all these whales in the market."
Trader: "Are you buying their coins?"
Hamster: "No, I’m just watching them eat my profits."
Hamster: "What’s a whale?"
Trader: "Someone who eats hamsters for breakfast... financially speaking."
I spent the day whale watching.
All I saw was my portfolio sinking. 🐋🌊
Whales are terrible at karaoke.
They just dump the mic and leave. 🎤🐋
I went whale watching.
Turns out, they were dumping instead of splashing. 🐋📉
Why don’t whales talk about their trades?
Because they hate addressing the “whale in the room.” 🐋🏠
Why did the whale leave the crypto market?
Because the ocean had better liquidity. 🌊🐋
Why do crypto traders love the ocean?
Because they’re always watching whales move!