So I can watch it work while I relax. 🧘♂️
She said, “It’s either the rig or me!”
Now my dreams are filled with Bitcoin charts. 📈
I told him I'm mining for the future—Mars coins!
Boy: "I cashed out my tokens from CryptoBlades, now I can buy anything I want!"
Girl: "You can buy toilet paper because I know exactly where you’re heading." 🚽💩
Boy: "But the crypto is rising, I’ll be rich soon!"
Girl: "Soon you’ll be rich, but first you’ll be poor in the bathroom!" 💩💸
Boy: "I got tokens! This was the best airdrop!"
Girl: "Best, you say? Not as good as you think. These tokens can drop in value just as fast as you’ll run to the bathroom after diarrhea."
Boy: "Well, I calculated everything!"
Girl: "You calculated, but they’ll disappear so fast you won’t even make it to the bathroom!" 💩🚽
- "I entered the Axie Escape Room!"
- "What was the challenge?"
- "Solving puzzles about NFT keys and blockchain locks."
- "Did you escape?"
- "Of course! I unlocked the digital treasure." 🗝️
Ethereum: "I’m decoding smart contracts to unlock the door!"
Solana: "I’m racing ahead to find the fastest escape route!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’ll just take the low-fee exit, I’m in no rush."
Ethereum: "But wait, there’s a gas fee trap!"
Solana: "Don’t worry, I’ll outrun it!"
Bitcoin Cash: "I’ll pay for the exit, don’t worry!" 🔐
"Ethereum, what’s the case about?"
"High gas fees vs. user frustration."
"Who’s winning?"
"Not the users, that’s for sure." ⚖️
My roommate bought an NFT.
Now they charge me rent to look at it. 🖼️💸
Why don’t whales talk about their trades?
Because they hate addressing the “whale in the room.” 🐋🏠