She said, “It’s either the rig or me!”
Boy: "I found a new token, its price just skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Did you find another cryptocurrency where we can lose all our money?"
Boy: "But this token is the chance for our future!"
Girl: "In our future, there will be an empty fridge and more debts if you don’t stop!" 💳❌
Why did Binance break up with US users?
Because they had too many regulatory issues and couldn’t make it work! 🥴❌
Why did the head of the National Bank of Kazakhstan become a crypto enthusiast?
Because he realized that cryptocurrencies are not just a trend, but the future of finance!
Because they keep "zeroing" their accounts!
Why doesn’t The Sandbox have a bank?
Because everyone’s "breaking" the system! 💥
- "I started a rock band in Decentraland!"
- "What’s the name?"
- "The Crypto Kings."
- "Do you have any hits?"
- "Only blockchain beats and a hard fork solo." 🎸
- "How’s your Sandbox investment going?"
- "I turned sand into gold!"
- "Wow, really?"
- "Yeah, metaphorically. I just sold a plot for 0.1 ETH."
- "Ah, modern-day alchemy." 🏝️
Ethereum: "I’m playing the decentralized guitar, no strings attached!"
Solana: "I’m on the drums, let’s keep the beat fast!"
Bitcoin: "I’ll sing the stable notes, no surprises!"
Ethereum: "But we need to make sure there are no gas fees in the rhythm!"
Solana: "No worries, I’ll speed up the tempo!"
Bitcoin: "And I’ll keep the song on track with no fees!" 🎸
"Ethereum, why are you back at the bank?"
"I’m applying for a loan to pay for my gas fees!"
"Did they approve it?"
"No, they said I need a better staking portfolio!" 💰
"Ethereum, what brings you to the bank?"
"I’m depositing some crypto, but the teller said I need gas fees to proceed!"
"Did you pay them?"
"Of course, but they charged me extra for ‘block confirmation time’!"
"Classic banking!" 🏦