Joke’s on them—I’m just traveling to Bitcoin's next halving!
Boyfriend: "I’ve walked 100 kilometers with StepN this month!"
Girlfriend: "Wow, how much did you make?"
Boyfriend: "$25!"
Girlfriend: "And how much did those NFT sneakers cost?"
Boyfriend: "$800, but they’re an investment!"
Girlfriend: "So, you’re walking to lose money? That’s a first." 🏃♂️📉
They just "refresh" with a new hard fork!
When all the charts show "calm."
A Star Atlas player tried to time travel. “I’ll go to the future!”
5 minutes later: “I just went 5 minutes into the past.” ⏰
A Star Atlas ship traveled back in time and accidentally invented the wheel. 🛞
I buried a time capsule in The Sandbox…
But it “expired” before anyone could find it! 🕰️
I tried time traveling in The Sandbox, but I just kept “restarting”! ⏰
- "I traveled through time with my Axie!"
- "Where did you go?"
- "I went to the first NFT marketplace."
- "What did you do there?"
- "I bought some vintage Axies for my collection!" ⏳
- "I found a time machine in Decentraland!"
- "Where did it take you?"
- "I went back to the first NFT minting."
- "Did you bring anything back?"
- "Just some retro tokens!" ⏳
"Ethereum, where are you going?"
"To 2015, to see my genesis block again!"
"Did you bring anything?"
"A ledger and nostalgia."
"Don’t get stuck in the past!" ⏳
"Doctor, I feel congested!"
"Ethereum, it’s just your network traffic. Have you tried scaling up?"
"I did, but gas fees still hurt!"
"Let’s prescribe some Layer-2 therapy—it works wonders!"
"Thanks, Doc! I feel lighter already!" 🩺
"Ethereum, if you could travel to the future, what would you want to see?"
"I’d love to see ETH 3.0! A blockchain with zero gas fees and infinite scalability!"
"And what if you went back to the past?"
"I’d go to the early days, when gas fees were cheap and everyone believed in the ‘blockchain dream’!"
"That sounds like a time well spent!"
"It would be, but I’d still need an upgrade!" ⏳
"Why does Ethereum need a time machine?"
"Because it’s always looking to the future of blockchain technology!"
"Does it travel back in time?"
"Not really! Ethereum stays focused on the scalability of the future!"
"So, it’s ahead of its time?"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s constantly upgrading for tomorrow!" ⏳
"Why does Ethereum manage time so well?"
"Because it knows how to validate every second of the day!"
"Is it always on time?"
"Absolutely! Ethereum’s blocks are perfectly timed and ready for action!"
"So, it’s a blockchain timekeeper?"
"Exactly! Ethereum always schedules its success!" ⏰
"Why did Ethereum get into time travel?"
"Because it’s all about future-proofing its network!"
"Can it travel through time?"
"Not yet, but Ethereum’s already planning for the future with upgrades!"
"Sounds like it’s got time on its side!"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s always scaling toward tomorrow!" ⏳
In the world of crypto, watching your balance drop is like watching a plot twist unfold—it’s unexpected, but totally thrilling! 🎬
A group of crypto enthusiasts decided to bury a time capsule filled with NFTs, coins, and digital assets. They agreed to dig it up in 10 years. When they opened it, they found… an old Bitcoin wallet with 0.0001 BTC and a note: “Sorry, gas fees were too high!”
A time traveler from the future arrives at the Squid Game. He says, “I’ve seen the future… and trust me, you’ll want to avoid NFTs in 2045.” Everyone laughs, until he adds, "Also, Bitcoin's going to become a meme currency." The crowd gasps in horror.
Hamster: "I bought Bitcoin back in 2011!"
Trader: "Wow, that's amazing!"
Hamster: "Yeah, I sold it in 2012."
Trader: "So, you’re not a millionaire?"
Hamster: "No, but I have amazing stories!"
I tried to time travel using blockchain.
Turns out, I can only go back to when I made bad decisions. ⏳⛓️
I told my boss I’d be on time.
Forgot I was on blockchain time—10 minutes late. ⏳⛓️
Why did the blockchain take so long?
Because it got stuck in the past block. ⏳⛓️