They are always looking for new places to grow!
A Star Atlas player tried to time travel. “I’ll go to the future!”
5 minutes later: “I just went 5 minutes into the past.” ⏰
A Star Atlas ship traveled back in time and accidentally invented the wheel. 🛞
I tried to explore space in The Sandbox…
But I just kept “crashing” into planets! 🌍
I tried time traveling in The Sandbox, but I just kept “restarting”! ⏰
- "I traveled through time with my Axie!"
- "Where did you go?"
- "I went to the first NFT marketplace."
- "What did you do there?"
- "I bought some vintage Axies for my collection!" ⏳
- "I took a space trip in The Sandbox!"
- "Where did you go?"
- "I visited the Ethereum Galaxy!"
- "Did you see any alien tokens?"
- "Just some gas aliens trying to charge me." 🚀
"Ethereum, if you could travel to the future, what would you want to see?"
"I’d love to see ETH 3.0! A blockchain with zero gas fees and infinite scalability!"
"And what if you went back to the past?"
"I’d go to the early days, when gas fees were cheap and everyone believed in the ‘blockchain dream’!"
"That sounds like a time well spent!"
"It would be, but I’d still need an upgrade!" ⏳
"Why did Ethereum get into time travel?"
"Because it’s all about future-proofing its network!"
"Can it travel through time?"
"Not yet, but Ethereum’s already planning for the future with upgrades!"
"Sounds like it’s got time on its side!"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s always scaling toward tomorrow!" ⏳
A time traveler from the future arrives at the Squid Game. He says, “I’ve seen the future… and trust me, you’ll want to avoid NFTs in 2045.” Everyone laughs, until he adds, "Also, Bitcoin's going to become a meme currency." The crowd gasps in horror.
Hamster: "I bought Bitcoin back in 2011!"
Trader: "Wow, that's amazing!"
Hamster: "Yeah, I sold it in 2012."
Trader: "So, you’re not a millionaire?"
Hamster: "No, but I have amazing stories!"
I tried to time travel using blockchain.
Turns out, I can only go back to when I made bad decisions. ⏳⛓️