I told her, “It’s not friendship—it’s profit!” 💹
Too bad the only band playing is “Whirring Fans.” 🎶
I told them, “Just a crypto factory!” 💻
Nope, just growing Ethereum! 💻
Joke’s on them—I’m just traveling to Bitcoin's next halving!
Spent 10 minutes planning my lineup. Lost in 10 seconds.
Bitcoin, because it’s always "above everyone"!
A player spent 30 minutes strategizing. They finally played... a goblin. “Was that really worth it?” 🧙♂️