A power plant operator. ⚡
Because they couldn't stand the volatility. 📈🤯
A Star Atlas player went for a space job interview. Interviewer: “What’s your experience?”
Player: “I once flew through a black hole and lived to tell the tale.” 🕳️
A Star Atlas player applied for a space job. Interviewer: "So, what are your skills?"
Player: "I can mine asteroids and avoid black holes." 🕳️
A God applied for a job. Interviewer: “What are your weaknesses?” God: “I smite too much.” ⚡
Why don’t people go to the job fair in Decentraland?
Because every position is already “minted”! 💼
Why did Axie get a new job?
It wanted to “stake” its claim in the office! 🏢
Why did the Axie get hired as a waiter?
Because it’s great at “serving” up victories! 🏆
Why did the Axie refuse to work at the bank?
Because it didn’t want to be "staked"! 😅
"Ethereum, if you weren’t a blockchain, what would you be?"
"A librarian—I love organizing ledgers!"
"Very on-brand!" 📚
"So, Ethereum, why should we hire you?"
"I’m efficient, transparent, and decentralized!"
"What’s your weakness?"
"Gas fees under pressure."
"Welcome aboard… if you can handle the onboarding costs." 💼
"Why did Ethereum ace the crypto job interview?"
"Because it’s always proven its worth!"
"Does it have experience?"
"Definitely! It’s been validating transactions for years!"
"Sounds like the perfect hire!"
"Yeah, it’s got smart contract skills!" 👔
A guy walks into a job interview. The recruiter says, "We’re looking for someone who can work under pressure." The guy replies, "Well, I’ve survived the Squid Game, so this should be a walk in the park." The recruiter smirks and says, "Great, you’re hired... now let's play 'Red Light, Green Light' with your responsibilities."
Hamster: "I’m considering getting a real job!"
Trader: "In crypto?"
Hamster: "No, something with stability."
Trader: "Good luck finding that anywhere."
I found my dream job in crypto.
Turns out, it’s just watching my portfolio crash in real-time. ⏳📉