Boy: "My Axies are bringing in more profits, I’ll be able to buy a house soon!"
Girl: "But aren’t you afraid it’ll be like diarrhea? At some point, your tokens will just disappear, and you’ll be left sitting with this."
Boy: "No, it’s just growth!"
Girl: "Growth that ends suddenly, and your dreams will leave with a smell." 💩🏠
Boy: "My Axies are fighting in the tournament, I’ll cash out tons of tokens soon!"
Girl: "Hold on, are you sure this isn’t just Axie Infinity diarrhea? Wins at first, then, as always, disappointments."
Boy: "Don’t worry, I’ll be in profit soon!"
Girl: "You’re already in the red, and all that’s ahead is the smell of disappointment." 💩💥
Boy: "My Axies are growing, I’ll soon earn enough for a new computer!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid it’ll end like diarrhea? Tokens grow at first, then you’re sitting on the toilet, not knowing what to do."
Boy: "It’s just a temporary correction!"
Girl: "Your correction is here, and it doesn’t smell so good." 💩💻
Boy: "Got an airdrop! Now I have a whole bunch of tokens!"
Girl: "Don’t get too excited. Those tokens could be as fleeting as poop."
Boy: "But they promised the value will rise!"
Girl: "They promised they would grow, but in reality, your tokens will vanish like poop after diarrhea." 💩💸
Boy: "I’m going to cash out all my tokens, soon I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Tokens cash out like diarrhea: you hope for profit, then you sit and regret."
Boy: "No, no, I did everything right!"
Girl: "Right? You’re already preparing for diarrhea on the toilet with those tokens." 💩📉
Boy: "I bought new tokens, they’ll skyrocket soon!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid it’ll be like poop: small at first, and then it all spills out on you?"
Boy: "No, it’s the future!"
Girl: "The future with a smell, sure." 💩🚀
Boy: "I bought a new cryptocurrency, it’s going to skyrocket soon!"
Girl: "You know, your love for tokens is stronger than your love for me!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, it’s money for the future!"
Girl: "What about the present? We can’t even buy a decent dinner!" 🍔💔
A: "Why is Splinterlands hoarding all the tokens?"
B: "They’re feeding their monsters!" 🐉🍴
A: "What about Star Atlas?"
B: "They’re saving for a spaceship upgrade."
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They’re praying for a miracle drop. 🙏💎"
"What’s the most dangerous part of the Squid Game crypto version?"
"Staking Squid tokens – you never know when the rug will pull!" 🐙💀