Thought about staking crypto. Ended up staking my loan repayments instead.
I staked all my coins. Now I’m staking my hopes on the dining hall leftovers.
"What’s the most dangerous part of the Squid Game crypto version?"
"Staking Squid tokens – you never know when the rug will pull!" 🐙💀
"What’s the hardest part of Squid Game in crypto?"
"The staking! You need to lock your tokens and hope they don’t get liquidated!" 🔒💔
Staking in a shady project feels like leaving your wallet in the dark and hoping it grows wings instead of disappearing. 🌚💸
Staking is like a farming game: you plant your tokens, wait forever, and hope your neighbor doesn’t steal the yield. 🌱⏳
I staked my tokens for five years.
Now I need a time machine. ⏳🚀