They know the price of Bitcoin is just a phase! 📉
Their rigs already purr when they work! 🐾
Because lifting GPUs is enough weightlifting for them! 💪
He asked if I dig holes in my backyard. ⛏️
To keep the rigs’ glow a secret! 🌟
It responded, “Not without more GPUs, buddy!” 🖥️
Their rigs provide all the heat they need for hot yoga! 🔥
They’re either staring at charts or fixing rigs at 3 a.m. 🔧
It’s the only time they get a break from the noise! 🤫
Their rigs turn into volcanoes! 🌋
Their rigs are the real MVPs of heating! 🔥
Because it’s quieter—and the rig’s fans don’t argue back. 🤫
Because they know the rig always has power in the relationship. ⚡
Their rigs turn into home heaters for free. 🔥
Their rigs already take up all the space! 🏗️
Because their rigs hate surprise shut-downs! 💥
To survive the constant “whirr” of his rigs. 🤯
To cool down their overheated rigs. ❄️
It keeps them awake through all the power outages. 💡
Now they think I live in a data center. 🖥️
Their rigs already produce enough drama. 🎭
A power plant operator. ⚡
Their rigs work 24/7 while they stay home. 🏠
Because their rigs are already hotter than a summer day!
Now I’m saving up to pay for my mining.
Heavy lifting… of electricity bills.
But my wife says I only dig myself into debt.
It’s called a blackout.
He said, “That explains why you look so burnt out!”
Because it’s the only time their rigs don’t double as saunas!