It works hard, and I pay the electricity bill. ⚡
Boyfriend: "StepN is amazing! We can both join and walk together for money!"
Girlfriend: "How much do we need to start?"
Boyfriend: "Just $1200 for two pairs of NFT sneakers!"
Girlfriend: "Or we could walk for free and save $1200."
Boyfriend: "But where’s the fun in that?"
Girlfriend: "The fun is in not fighting over your next crypto scheme." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "Babe, I just spent $1,000 on StepN sneakers! Now I’ll make money just by walking!"
Girlfriend: "Wait, $1,000? How long will it take to get that money back?"
Boyfriend: "Well, if I walk 10 kilometers a day, maybe 2 years?"
Girlfriend: "So you’re walking away from financial stability and into insanity?" 👟💸
Boy: "Did you hear about the new cryptocurrency? It’s our chance!"
Girl: "I thought our chance was in the mortgage, not in tokens."
Boy: "We can’t buy a house, but we can invest in the future!"
Girl: "If the future is an empty apartment and a few tokens, then I’m in." 🏚️💰
Boy: "We have to invest in Ethereum, it’s our chance!"
Girl: "You’re talking about it again? You see crypto everywhere!"
Boy: "It’s not just 'crypto', it’s a revolution!"
Girl: "A revolution? You better look at our place — we’re short on rent!"
Boy: "But I invested in Ethereum! Everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Everything will be fine when we return to real life and stop living in the virtual world!" 🏚️💔
Girl: "You talk so much about Bitcoin. I can’t listen anymore!"
Boy: "But this is our chance!"
Girl: "Our chance for what? You put everything into one crypto, and now all we have left is debt!"
Boy: "Well... we have a friend who's into crypto too!"
Girl: "Yeah, but now he’s not a friend, he’s the main creditor!" 💳💔
"Why does Ethereum always seem to be in a complicated relationship?"
"Because it’s always getting involved in smart contracts!"
"Does that cause problems?"
"Sometimes! Ethereum can’t even get out of a contract without a transaction!"
"Seems a bit intense!"
"Yeah, it’s always committed to the cause!" 💍