Played for an hour. Earned 1 DEC. Retirement fund secured.
Girl: "You talk so much about Bitcoin. I can’t listen anymore!"
Boy: "But this is our chance!"
Girl: "Our chance for what? You put everything into one crypto, and now all we have left is debt!"
Boy: "Well... we have a friend who's into crypto too!"
Girl: "Yeah, but now he’s not a friend, he’s the main creditor!" 💳💔
When a new "update" appears!
When all the charts show "calm."
A: "Did you hear about the fight between Splinterlands and Gods Unchained?"
B: "Yeah, they argued over whose blockchain was faster."
A: "And Star Atlas?"
B: "They tried to mediate, but their fleet arrived three blocks too late. ⏳💻"
A: "Typical!"
A player said, “I’ll build the cheapest deck!” Their deck was entirely goblins. “Why am I losing every match?” 🧝♂️
A Gods Unchained player said, “My deck is flawless!”
They drew their first card: “A banana card? What?!” 🍌
A Splinterlands player said, “My deck’s unbeatable!”
Next battle: got shuffled to oblivion. 🃏
Why is Decentraland’s school so quiet?
Because all the students are “staking” their homework! 📝
Why don’t people go to the job fair in Decentraland?
Because every position is already “minted”! 💼
Why did the fitness tracker in Decentraland stop working?
Because it couldn’t keep up with all the “blockchain steps”! 🦶
Why is the coffee shop in Decentraland so popular?
Because it’s always “brewing” new tokens! 💰
Why doesn’t Decentraland need a GPS?
Because everything’s “mapped” on the blockchain! 🗺️
Why is the disco in Decentraland so quiet?
Because everyone’s listening to “blockchain beats”! 🎶
What’s the weather forecast in Decentraland?
Partly cloudy with a chance of “blockchain storms”! ⛈️
Why is the workout in Decentraland so intense?
Because everyone’s trying to “run” the blockchain! ⛓️
Why is Decentraland the best place for virtual reality?
Because you never need to “disconnect”! 🤖
Why is the internet in Decentraland so fast?
Because everything runs on “blockchain technology”! ⛓️
Why did the Decentraland couple’s first date fail?
Because they got stuck in the “virtual traffic”! 🚗
What’s the weather like in Decentraland?
It’s always “cloudy”… and that’s just the servers! 🌩️
Why was the Decentraland dance party a failure?
Everyone was “lagging” behind the beat! 🕺
What happens during a workout in Decentraland?
The only thing that burns is “blockchain gas”! 🔥
How does pizza get delivered in Decentraland?
It’s “NFT-ified” and sent straight to your wallet! 📲
Why is Decentraland’s museum so quiet?
Because the art is “pixel-perfect” and the visitors are “mute”! 🤐
Where do lost items go in Decentraland?
They get “minted” into new NFTs! 🏷️
I went on a roller coaster ride in Decentraland…
But I couldn’t handle the “lag”! 😱
I hosted a dinner party in Decentraland…
But the food kept “freezing”! 🥶
I tried to go underwater in Decentraland…
But I just “sank” into the code! 🐟
I started a diet in Decentraland…
But the only food I could find was “virtual snacks”! 🍩
I tried being a detective in Decentraland…
But all the clues kept disappearing into the “blockchain”! 🔍