It responded, “Not without more GPUs, buddy!” 🖥️
New crypto investor: "I heard you can make millions in a day!"
Old investor: "Yeah, it’s like horse racing — you win if you’re lucky, and you lose if you’re not!" 🏇💸
New investor: "How do you know when you're lucky?"
Old investor: "When you sold at the peak and bought at the bottom!" 😂
Investor 1: "Is Solana working without interruptions again?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, looks like it finally found stability… So now it’s not just speed, but reliability!" ⚡💪
Investor 1: "Then it’s truly back in the game!" 🎮🚀
Why is the fast food in The Sandbox always so quick?
Because it’s already “loaded” before you order! 🍟
I tried cooking breakfast in The Sandbox…
But the eggs just “glitched”! 🍳
Crypto drops faster than my self-esteem during a bear market.
If I had a dollar for every dip, I’d probably just lose that too.
In Squid Game, you die in a game. In crypto, you die in a meme coin pump-and-dump!