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What’s ZK-Rollups’ least favorite thing? 🛑

Uncompressed blocks—they give them anxiety! 😰

My neighbor thought I was cooking something. 🍳

I said, “Just making some fresh coins!” 💵

I told my wife I’d buy her something nice. 💍

She said, “With what? Another GPU?” 😂

NFTs Over Everything

Girlfriend: "You stare at your StepN sneakers more than you look at me!"

Boyfriend: "They’re my biggest investment!"

Girlfriend: "Your biggest investment is right here!"

(points to her chest)

Boyfriend: "But those don’t earn passive income…"

Girlfriend: "Neither will I from now on. Goodbye." 👟💔

When everything goes according to plan in Upland, but your stomach disagrees

Boy: "I bought a whole block in Upland, now I’ll sit back and enjoy!"

Girl: "You won’t be able to sit still — your stomach is already searching for a toilet!"

Boy: "But I thought the money in Upland would calm me down!"

Girl: "Money won’t save you from diarrhea, trust me!" 💩💸

When Splinterlands cards become something horrible

Boy: "Look, I got a rare card in Splinterlands! This is my chance!"

Girl: "If you’re so excited about a card that’s worth less than the price of toilet paper, we’re in trouble."

Boy: "You don’t get it, this is an important card!"

Girl: "Yeah, just like poop on the floor — everyone thinks it’s valuable, but the smell won’t go away." 💩💳

Life plan: first crypto, then everything else

Boy: "If I invest more in Ethereum, we’ll be rich!"

Girl: "Are you serious? Don’t you think we should first figure out how to pay the rent?"

Boy: "It’s nothing, everything will be fine once Ethereum takes off!"

Girl: "Then I’ll take a ticket to the real world, where there’s money for rent." 🚂💸

What did the crypto investor say when asked how things are going?

"I’m looking for growth, but so far, just falling!"

Crypto Drop: The Only Thing That’s Consistent

Crypto drops are the one thing in life that’s certain.
Like death, taxes, and your portfolio looking like it’s on a downhill slope.

The Only Thing Dropping Faster Than Crypto is My Will to Live

Crypto drops faster than my self-esteem during a bear market.
If I had a dollar for every dip, I’d probably just lose that too.

The Drop That Makes You Question Everything

After this drop, I questioned my life choices.
Is crypto really my path, or should I just stick to collecting stamps?
At least stamps don’t dip.

The Only Thing Rising is My Anxiety

The market may drop, but my anxiety keeps going up.
Crypto drop is like a broken elevator, taking you straight to the basement.
At least I know it can’t get any lower… right?

Squid Coin: Fastest Way to Lose Everything

In Squid Game, you die in a game. In crypto, you die in a meme coin pump-and-dump!

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