Saw an ad: “Invest $10 in crypto and get rich!” I spent $10. Now I’m just rich in regret.
New crypto investor: "I heard you can make millions in a day!"
Old investor: "Yeah, it’s like horse racing — you win if you’re lucky, and you lose if you’re not!" 🏇💸
New investor: "How do you know when you're lucky?"
Old investor: "When you sold at the peak and bought at the bottom!" 😂
Ethereum, because it always helps you figure out complex situations!
Crypto drops are like bad food—no matter how much you try to enjoy it, you just can’t.
And now I’m not hungry for profit either.
Every drop makes me question my strategy.
Should I just invest in socks? At least they don’t dip.
I thought I could predict crypto, but after this drop, I’m considering starting a career in fortune telling.
At least they have a crystal ball.
Crypto drops happen so fast, it looks like my portfolio is in a comic strip.
One minute I’m flying high, the next minute I’m face-planting into the dirt.
Crypto drop: “I’m here to ruin your day.”
Me: “Maybe I should’ve just bought a house instead of Bitcoin.”
After this drop, I questioned my life choices.
Is crypto really my path, or should I just stick to collecting stamps?
At least stamps don’t dip.
I spent my last $100 on crypto, hoping it would go up.
Instead, it dropped.
Well, at least I can buy pizza... if I hadn't spent it on crypto.
"What’s your strategy for surviving Squid Game in DeFi?"
"I just keep farming yield and hope the rug doesn’t come!" 🌾
I invested in a “beauty coin.”
Turns out, it only made my portfolio uglier. 💄📉