Saw an ad: “Invest $10 in crypto and get rich!” I spent $10. Now I’m just rich in regret.
"I'm always looking for new "blocks!"
Crypto is like an emotional rollercoaster—one minute you’re up, the next, you’re in freefall! 🎢 But hey, the drop just makes the pump feel even better, right? 🌕 Just hold on tight!
It’s not just the market dropping, it’s the chill that comes with it! 🥶 Better grab a blanket and a hot cup of HODL to keep warm! ☕🧣
Crypto’s drop is like a breakup.
At first, it’s fine, but then it drags on, and you’re just left holding onto memories—and empty wallets.
Crypto drop is like the punchline of a bad joke.
It’s sudden, unexpected, and leaves you feeling empty inside.
Crypto just dropped, and it feels like when your crush texts you "We need to talk."
You know it's bad, but you're still hoping for a miracle.
Crypto’s like a movie plot—you think it’s going up, but then a drop hits and you’re left wondering who the villain is.
Spoiler alert: It’s always the whales.
I swear, every drop feels like it’s happening for the 100th time.
Crypto's like a bad episode of Groundhog Day—just the same mistakes over and over again.
Maybe tomorrow will be different… or maybe not.
Crypto drop: "I’m here to ruin your day."
Me: "But I was just trying to make it through the week!"
Crypto: "Guess you’ll have to HODL through the pain."