Investor 1: "Did you invest in DeFi?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, now I’m in search of 'decentralized' wealth!" 💎😎
Investor 1: "Well, I hope you don’t lose all your funds like lost keys!" 🔑😂
"I invested in DeFi to become a millionaire!"
"How’s it going?"
"Well, I’m in the process... I went into the negative, but I’ll be back soon!" 💸🔄
"Be careful, DeFi is like a circus: you never know where you’ll fall!" 🎪🤣
Once a guy entered DeFi and said, "I want to make passive income!"
He bought some tokens, and after a couple of weeks he asked, "Where's my income?"
The reply was: "You want passive income, but you don't want to be a passive participant in the risk!" 😅💸
He chuckled but probably understood that success in DeFi is not just about the ups, but the downs too! 📉💡
"What happens when you mix DeFi and Squid Game?"
"You get endless liquidity… and a whole lot of liquidation events!" 💦💔
"How do you play Squid Game in DeFi?"
"Simple: you borrow liquidity, stake it, and hope your position doesn’t get liquidated!" 💎🔒
"What’s your strategy for surviving Squid Game in DeFi?"
"I just keep farming yield and hope the rug doesn’t come!" 🌾
Hamster: 'I’m all about DeFi!' Me: 'But do you know how to stake?' Hamster: 'I just stake sunflower seeds... does that count?'
I wear DeFi like it’s a fashion statement.
Turns out, it’s more like a bankruptcy statement. 👗💰
I trusted DeFi for passive income.
Turns out, it was more like passive losses. 🏦📉
My dentist started investing in DeFi.
Now I’m paying him in tokens for fillings. 🦷💸
I invested in DeFi and got lost.
Now I need a map—or a refund. 🗺️📉
Why don’t DeFi apps have a soap opera?
Because they’re already full of drama. 🎭📉
DeFi loans are great.
If only I knew what "APY" meant. 🤔📈
Why did the DeFi platform refuse to lend money?
Because it couldn’t find any "stable" friends.