Because they heard the drinks were on the house. 🍸🏠
Because they heard the drinks were on the house. 🍸🏠
The Splinterlands monster visited a barber and came out looking like a “rare cut.” ✂️
Космический корабль заходит в бар Star Atlas. Бармен: "Что будете?" Корабль: "Просто ракетное топливо, взболтать, но не смешивать." 🚀
- "I opened a bar on the blockchain!"
- "What’s your specialty?"
- "Decentralized cocktails."
- "Do you serve them with a side of security?"
- "Only if you can prove your identity with a smart contract." 🍸
- "I opened a coffee shop in The Sandbox!"
- "What do you serve?"
- "NFT lattes."
- "Do they come with a side of gas fees?"
- "Of course. It’s extra smooth." ☕
- "I opened a virtual bar in Decentraland!"
- "What’s the best drink on the menu?"
- "The Crypto Mule."
- "Do you accept tips?"
- "Yeah, in Dogecoin." 🍹
Ethereum: "I’m grilling some smart contract burgers!"
Dogecoin: "I’m here for the meme hot dogs!"
Bitcoin: "I’ll bring the stable sausages, no surprises!"
Ethereum: "Just make sure we don’t get caught in a gas fee flare-up!"
Dogecoin: "Don’t worry, bro, I’ll meme my way through the flames!"
Bitcoin: "And I’ll make sure we’re well-done with no extra costs!" 🍖
Ethereum: "I’m singing a decentralized blockchain hit!"
Shiba Inu: "I’m here for the meme songs!"
Solana: "I’m going fast with my karaoke skills!"
Ethereum: "Let’s just hope I don’t get stuck in a gas fee pause!"
Shiba Inu: "Haha, bro, I’ll meme my way through the song!"
Solana: "And I’ll make sure no pause slows me down!" 🎤
Ethereum: "I’ll sing a song about smart contracts and decentralized finance!"
Shiba Inu: "I’m singing a meme anthem, get ready to laugh!"
Cardano: "I’m performing a security ballad, don’t mess with the blockchain!"
Ethereum: "Let’s just hope I don’t get stuck in a gas fee solo."
Shiba Inu: "Don’t worry, I’ll carry the fun, bro!"
Cardano: "And I’ll make sure your data is safe while you sing!" 🎤
Ethereum: "I’ll have a smart contract martini, shaken not stirred."
Litecoin: "I’ll take the Lite beer—quick and easy."
Solana: "I’m here for the fast transactions, can I get a blockchain shot?"
Ethereum: "Let’s hope the gas fees don’t spoil the drinks."
Litecoin: "No worries, I’m low-cost, I got this!"
Solana: "I’m all about speed, baby!" 🍸
"Ethereum, what kind of haircut do you want?"
"A scalable fade with a smart contract edge."
"Any special requests?"
"Make sure the gas fees don’t cut into my wallet!" 💇
"Bartender, give me something light!"
"How about a Layer-2 cocktail? It’s light, smooth, and cheap on gas!"
"Sounds perfect. What’s in it?"
"A splash of scalability, a dash of low fees, and a twist of decentralization!"
"I’ll take two!" 🍹
My barber accepts Bitcoin.
But every haircut comes with a transaction fee. 💇♂️🪙
Why don’t crypto fans go to regular bars?
Because they only drink in decentralized ones. 🍻🌍