Friend 1: "StepN changed their earning rules again!"
Friend 2: "What does it mean for your profits?"
Friend 1: "It means I’ll need to walk to another country to make anything worthwhile."
Friend 2: "Don’t forget to pack your broken dreams." 🎒💸
The God of Strength challenged the player. “I’ll crush you!”
Player: “My card is a frog.” Frog: “I’ve got this.” 🐸
The God of War said, “Prepare for battle!”
The God of Peace replied, “Can we just talk this out?” 🕊️
The God of Mischief created a new crypto token. Investors found out it was called “RugPullCoin.” 😅
A crypto enthusiast joined a new project called “MoonCoin.” The website said, "Our token will never rug pull!" He thought, "Well, at least they’re honest." Turns out, the website was the rug.
Just like in Squid Game, one wrong move and you’re eliminated. But in crypto, one rug pull and you’re in a panic selling frenzy.
"What’s worse than dying in Squid Game?"
"Getting rug-pulled in crypto right after you win!" 🏃♂️💨💀
"What’s the scariest part of Squid Game?"
"The rug-pull, of course! Every time I see a token I feel like I’m getting pulled under!" 🏃♂️💨
"I played Squid Game with tokens…"
"Did you win?"
"No, I got rug-pulled!" 🏃♂️💨
Hamster: "Where’s my investment?"
Trader: "It left faster than a hamster on a wheel."
The last player standing wins, but in Rugged Royale, the real game is figuring out who’s secretly a rug puller. 🎮🚩
Why did the gamer play an altcoin-themed RPG? They thought “rugged” was a difficulty mode, not their portfolio status. 🎮📉
Why did the crypto gamer buy a new token? They thought it was an airdrop, but it was a rug pull speedrun! 🚩⏱️
Why don’t crypto traders play battle royales? They’ve had enough of rug pulls! 🪦🎯
I tried dating a stablecoin.
Turns out, they’re too stable for any excitement. 😴💰
Why did the crypto investor bring a rug to the meeting?
To feel prepared in case they got pulled again.