Boy: "I just unlocked a new level in Iceberg!"
Girl: "And your cats are now ruling the icy continent?"
Boy: "Yes! But there’s one problem…"
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "While they were sliding on the ice, they didn’t notice they left behind… diarrhea tracks!" 💩❄️🐱
Boy: "My cats just returned from the most epic journey in Catizen!"
Girl: "And I’m sure they came back with a baggage… of poop!"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "You’re traveling with the cats, but they’re traveling with diarrhea — don’t forget to feed them wisely!" 💩🌍
Boy: "I got tokens! This was the best airdrop!"
Girl: "Best, you say? Not as good as you think. These tokens can drop in value just as fast as you’ll run to the bathroom after diarrhea."
Boy: "Well, I calculated everything!"
Girl: "You calculated, but they’ll disappear so fast you won’t even make it to the bathroom!" 💩🚽
A Star Atlas explorer said, “I found a planet full of resources!”
10 minutes later: “Just kidding, it’s just a moon with a lot of dust.” 🌙
- "I went on a space adventure in Decentraland!"
- "What did you discover?"
- "A galaxy full of NFT planets and crypto moons."
- "Did you land anywhere?"
- "I landed on a starry marketplace for some rare NFTs." 🌠
- "I took my Axies on an adventure!"
- "Where did you go?"
- "We visited a virtual jungle."
- "How did they like it?"
- "They spent most of the time farming SLP." 🌿
"Ethereum, where are you hiking?"
"I’m on the Trail of Scalability—it’s a tough path but totally worth it!"
"Got any companions?"
"Just me and my Layer-2!" 🥾
"Ethereum, why are you in space?"
"I’m searching for the blockchain constellation!"
"Any luck?"
"Just saw a meteor of pending transactions!" 🚀
Why did the gamer play an altcoin-themed RPG? They thought “rugged” was a difficulty mode, not their portfolio status. 🎮📉
I paid $50 in gas fees to send $10.
Now I’m emotionally bankrupt. 😭⛽