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Splinterlands’ Monster Barber

The Splinterlands monster visited a barber and came out looking like a “rare cut.” ✂️

Ethereum at the Barber Shop:

"Ethereum, what kind of haircut do you want?"
"A scalable fade with a smart contract edge."
"Any special requests?"
"Make sure the gas fees don’t cut into my wallet!" 💇

Crypto Barber

My barber accepts Bitcoin.

But every haircut comes with a transaction fee. 💇‍♂️🪙

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