Boy: "Look at Bitcoin’s rise, we’re on the verge of becoming millionaires!"
Girl: "We’re on the verge of something else — bankruptcy!"
Boy: "But if Bitcoin hits $100,000, everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Just like your attempts to convince me to invest in crypto instead of gold!" 📉💔
Boy: "One more step, and we’ll be rich!"
Girl: "You keep saying 'one more step'! When did you realize we’re one step away from bankruptcy?"
Boy: "Don’t worry! I bought a token that’s going to skyrocket soon!"
A week later:
Girl: "You bought something that doesn’t even have a market price! We have nothing left!"
Boy: "But look how nice it looks on the screen!" 🖥️😭
Crypto’s drop is like a breakup.
At first, it’s fine, but then it drags on, and you’re just left holding onto memories—and empty wallets.
She left me because I couldn't commit.
I told her: "But I’m immutable!"