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How I realized crypto is not a casino!

Investor 1: "Have you ever lost everything in crypto?"

Investor 2: "Yeah, but now I realize it’s not a casino. At least in a casino, they give you drinks!" 🍸

Investor 1: "Well, in crypto, there are other bonuses — usually stress and sleepless nights!" 😅

The Sandbox Casino

- "I built a casino in The Sandbox!"

- "What games are there?"

- "Only one: guessing gas fees."

- "That’s not a game; that’s a nightmare." 🎰

Coin Flip Casino

Buying new tokens feels like flipping a coin: heads, you moon; tails, you rug pull. 🪙🚀

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