Star Atlas: "Gas prices have gone cosmic! I can’t launch my ships!"
Splinterlands: "Guess we’re stuck on Earth."
Gods Unchained: "Not stuck—just grounded by divine intervention."
Star Atlas: "Divine intervention costs too much."
Gods Unchained: "Everything divine does."
Star Atlas: "Why is my spaceship NFT not moving?"
Splinterlands: "The blockchain is lagging."
Gods Unchained: "Have you tried offering a sacrifice?"
Star Atlas: "What kind of sacrifice?"
Gods Unchained: "Two NFTs and 0.1 ETH for the divine speed boost."
Splinterlands: "Sounds like a scam, but also very effective. 🚀⛓️"
Star Atlas: "Pirates captured my spaceship NFT!"
Splinterlands: "Did they ask for a ransom?"
Star Atlas: "Yes, 10 ETH and 50 Splinter tokens."
Gods Unchained: "Let me guess, they promised divine protection and took it back?"
Star Atlas: "Exactly! Never trust pirates, or divine deals."