A Gods Unchained player said, “My deck is flawless!”
They drew their first card: “A banana card? What?!” 🍌
A Gods Unchained player traded a card for 100 tokens. "This is a great deal!"
1 hour later: "I think I’ve just traded my house." 🏠
"Ethereum, why’s your cake melting?"
"It’s too much gas—literally and figuratively!"
"Should we put it in the fridge?"
"Nope, the blockchain's already frozen!" 🎂
A guy tried to send 0.1 ETH to his friend. The gas fee turned out to be 0.12 ETH. He sighed and said, "I guess I'll just send them an NFT instead, it's less expensive!"
I tried explaining a hard fork to my friend.
Now they think I’m a chef. 🍴😂