Boy: "Look at Bitcoin’s rise, we’re on the verge of becoming millionaires!"
Girl: "We’re on the verge of something else — bankruptcy!"
Boy: "But if Bitcoin hits $100,000, everything will be fine!"
Girl: "Just like your attempts to convince me to invest in crypto instead of gold!" 📉💔
Why don’t Axies ever have family reunions?
Because every time they try, someone gets “staked”! 😜
"Why did Ethereum go on a family vacation?"
"To take a break from gas fees!"
"Did it have fun?"
"Yeah! It visited the Proof-of-Stake mountains and relaxed in the Validator Valley!"
"Sounds peaceful!"
"Definitely! But Ethereum still plans to scale the vacation next year!" 🏖️
At a family dinner, one relative said, “I bought some Bitcoin today.” The others stared in confusion. Another relative whispered, "Bitcoin? What’s that, like some kind of crypto-pizza?"
Hamster: "I told my family about Bitcoin!"
Trader: "What did they say?"
Hamster: "They asked me if I wanted to get rich, or if I was just into weird online stuff."
Trader: "Sounds like the typical family response!"