Boyfriend: "I’m making huge gains with my crypto. Soon, we’ll be rich!"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, your wallet’s going up, but so is my love for someone else."
Boyfriend: "What? Who?"
Girlfriend: "A hacker. He broke into my heart, and now it’s locked down for good."
Boyfriend: "No, don’t leave me for a hacker!"
Girlfriend: "You didn’t encrypt my love, so he did."
Boyfriend: "I never thought crypto could lead to heartbreak."
Girlfriend: "Crypto or not, you lost the key to my heart." 💻💔
Boyfriend: "I earned 1000 tokens today! Blockchain is the future!"
Girlfriend: "Great, while you’re making tokens, I feel like you’re stealing mine."
Boyfriend: "What do you mean?"
Girlfriend: "Every time you walk, I’m left behind, like a hacked wallet."
Boyfriend: "That’s not fair!"
Girlfriend: "Fair? You’re using all your energy for a system that doesn’t even need your love."
Boyfriend: "Wait... so you’ve been hacked by someone else?"
Girlfriend: "No, I just encrypted my heart." 💻💔