House Jokes - Page 1

I turned my house into a mining farm. 🏠

Now even my toaster is jealous of the rig. 🍞

My dad asked why the house is so warm. 🌡️

I said, “Welcome to the crypto sauna!” 🧖‍♂️

Decentraland Haunted House

- "I visited a haunted house in Decentraland!"

- "What was inside?"

- "Ghosts of defunct NFTs and haunted tokens."

- "Did you get scared?"

- "I was more afraid of the ghostly smart contracts!" 👻

Ethereum, Dogecoin, and Solana in a Haunted House:

Ethereum: "I’m decentralizing the haunted house, no centralized ghosts allowed!"
Dogecoin: "I’m here for the meme scare, bro!"
Solana: "I’ll race through this haunted house, no ghost will catch me!"
Ethereum: "Wait, there’s a gas fee in the attic!"
Dogecoin: "Haha, bro, the ghost of Dogecoin past is haunting us!"
Solana: "I’ll handle the speed, you handle the ghost fees!" 👻

Related Categories

mining ethereum farm dogecoin decentraland solana asked
More jokes