Boy: "My hamster won, I won! I’m cashing out all my tokens!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out, but diarrhea won’t be as easy to cash out. Remember, it’s just like a hamster battle!"
Boy: "But hamsters can’t lose!"
Girl: "They will, just like your tokens, when you see them disappearing like poop." 💩🎮
Boy: "Look at how my hamster is fighting, he’s literally on the verge of victory!"
Girl: "On the verge, you say? Well, soon your hamster will be on the verge of... diarrhea!"
Boy: "Seriously? How is this related to Hamster Kombat?"
Girl: "Simple: in the game, everything seems perfect, then your hamsters get diarrhea from stress!" 💩🐹
Boy: "I leveled up my hamsters to max in Hamster Kombat! They’re unbeatable!"
Girl: "Don’t fool yourself. Diarrhea in the hamster world is always on the horizon. You can see them pooping even during the fight, right?"
Boy: "It’s just their strategy!"
Girl: "A strategy to wipe out all your hopes. Diarrhea wins." 💩🐹
Boy: "My hamster became a real hero, beat everyone in Hamster Kombat!"
Girl: "That’s always the way: first, your hamster is a superhero, then it gets diarrhea from stress!"
Boy: "No, it’s just strategy!"
Girl: "Strategy? You haven’t noticed your hamsters are leaving poop after every battle?" 💩🐹
Boy: "My hamster just beat the enemy in Hamster Kombat, I’m shocked!"
Girl: "Don’t get too excited, it’s all like diarrhea: at first, you think everything’s under control, then your hamsters turn into poop."
Boy: "Nah, you just don’t get it!"
Girl: "I get it! It’s diarrhea in the world of hamsters!" 💩🐹
Boy: "I just won the tournament in Hamster Kombat! My hamsters are champions now!"
Girl: "Sure, but are you sure your hamsters won’t give up as quickly as diarrhea?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "Well, you know, at first everything’s fine, but then... diarrhea. Your hamsters won’t hold up." 💩🐹