Star Atlas: "Why is my spaceship NFT not moving?"
Splinterlands: "The blockchain is lagging."
Gods Unchained: "Have you tried offering a sacrifice?"
Star Atlas: "What kind of sacrifice?"
Gods Unchained: "Two NFTs and 0.1 ETH for the divine speed boost."
Splinterlands: "Sounds like a scam, but also very effective. 🚀⛓️"
A Splinterlands player lagged out of the game. When they reconnected, they had won. “The lag is my new secret weapon!” 💻
Playing on a laggy server is like using a slow blockchain—frustrating but somehow addictive. 🐢🔗
“I lost all my ETH!”
“Lag?”
“No, I staked it and forgot my password.” ⏳🔒