My crypto portfolio is going places. Sadly, I’m still stuck in the library.
Ethereum: "I’m reading the book of decentralized smart contracts!"
Dogecoin: "I’m looking for the meme section!"
Polkadot: "I’m connecting all the books in the library!"
Ethereum: "But what if we run into a gas fee in the checkout line?"
Dogecoin: "Haha, bro, I’ll just meme my way through it!"
Polkadot: "I’ll ensure all the books are interconnected and accessible!" 📚
"Ethereum, why are you at the library?"
"I’m just here to read some smart contracts and get new ideas!"
"Any good books?"
"Oh yes, the latest edition of ‘Decentralized Finance for Dummies’ is a page-turner!"
"And are you taking any notes?"
"Of course, I’m writing down my gas fees for later reference!" 📚
I opened a library of crypto books.
Turns out, they’re all just printed on blockchain paper. 📚⛓️