Star Atlas: "I keep trying to mint my spaceship NFT, but it’s stuck in the pending transactions!"
Splinterlands: "That’s because your spaceship is too heavy for the blockchain."
Gods Unchained: "Try blessing it. Maybe it’ll move faster!"
Star Atlas: "Will that cost gas?"
Gods Unchained: "No gas, just a little faith... and 10 ETH. 🙏⛓️"
A: "Why can’t Star Atlas finish their roadmap?"
B: "They keep looping through Splinterlands’ battles."
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They’re stuck praying for an oracle update. 🕊️⛓️"
A: "Sounds like the blockchain version of purgatory."
- "Bro, I’m stuck in Axie battles all day."
- "Why don’t you take a break?"
- "I can’t. The leaderboard is life."
- "Ah, the infinite grind of Axie Infinity." 🎮