A: "Why is Splinterlands hoarding all the tokens?"
B: "They’re feeding their monsters!" 🐉🍴
A: "What about Star Atlas?"
B: "They’re saving for a spaceship upgrade."
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They’re praying for a miracle drop. 🙏💎"
A: "Why does Star Atlas keep losing ships?"
B: "They keep getting tangled in Splinterlands’ chains!"
A: "Gods Unchained should help them."
B: "Nah, they’re busy praying for lower gas fees. 🙏💰"
Crypto’s so full of dips, it feels like I’m on a diet and my weight keeps dropping.
I should’ve just stuck to buying ice cream.
At least it doesn’t drop, it just melts.