My portfolio says I’m a millionaire. My fridge says otherwise.
Boy: "My collection of Splinterlands cards will bring me wealth soon!"
Girl: "Well, if you want to earn, you can’t avoid disappointment — like poop you can’t put off."
Boy: "But once I get rare cards, everything will change!"
Girl: "You’re like toilet paper: lots of spending, but little value." 💩🧻
- "I played rock-paper-scissors with my Axie!"
- "Who won?"
- "My Axie picked blockchain and I picked gas fees."
- "Sounds like a transactional tie."
- "Exactly, we both ended up mining." ✂️