Losing your private key feels like dying in hardcore mode—no respawn, just regrets. 😭🎮
I dreamed I lost my private key.
Woke up hugging my hardware wallet. 😱🔐
I shared my private key with my friend.
Now he’s my ex-friend. 🔐💔
I lost my private key and told my friend.
He said, “Well, that’s one way to decentralize your wealth.”