My enemy missed four times in a row. I missed five. Justice!
Splinterlands: "I summoned a legendary card! But wait… it’s the wrong one."
Gods Unchained: "Did you pray to the RNG god?"
Splinterlands: "I thought I’d be fine, but now I’m questioning my faith."
Gods Unchained: "Always remember, even the RNG god has a 50% chance of blessing you."
Star Atlas: "That’s a risky deity."
Gods Unchained: "The best ones always are. 🙏🎰"
Splinterlands: "I rolled for a rare monster and got a potato!"
Star Atlas: "A potato? That’s a glitch."
Gods Unchained: "No, it’s divine irony. 🙏🥔"
Splinterlands: "What am I supposed to do with it?"
Gods Unchained: "Plant it. Blockchain farming is the future."