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Axie’s New Workout Routine 🏋️‍♂️

Why did Axie start working out?

To “mint” a healthier version of itself! 💪

Ethereum’s Workout Routine:

"Ethereum, do you even lift?"
"Of course! Every block I process is a power move!"
"How do you train?"
"I alternate between Proof-of-Work squats and Proof-of-Stake stretches."
"Do you ever rest?"
"Only in a sidechain sauna to recover my gas fees!" 🏋️‍♀️

Ethereum's Workout Routine 💪

"Why did Ethereum go to the gym?"
"To get stronger for Proof-of-Stake!"
"Does it lift weights?"
"Not weights, just transactions!"
"Sounds like a tough workout!"
"Yeah, but Ethereum’s used to scaling new heights!" 🏋️

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