Stablecoins Jokes - Page 1

Investor 1: "Do you believe in stablecoins?"

Investor 2: "Yeah, there’s one stable thing about them: they don’t grow steadily!" 😂💵

Investor 1: "So, it’s more like a couch you sit on?"

Investor 2: "Exactly! Comfortable, but with no surprises!" 🛋️

"Which is safer, Squid Game or stablecoins?"

"Stablecoins, at least they won’t rug-pull you (unless the issuer runs away)!" 🪙🏃‍♂️

• "What’s the difference between Squid Coin and a stablecoin?"
• "Squid Coin has unpredictable swings… stablecoins just make you predictably bored!" 😂💀