Star Atlas: "I can’t leave the metaverse! My ship is stuck in a loading screen."
Splinterlands: "Maybe you need an NFT teleport."
Gods Unchained: "Or divine intervention. But it’s on cooldown."
Star Atlas: "How long is the cooldown?"
Gods Unchained: "As long as the gas fees are high."
Star Atlas: "I keep trying to mint my spaceship NFT, but it’s stuck in the pending transactions!"
Splinterlands: "That’s because your spaceship is too heavy for the blockchain."
Gods Unchained: "Try blessing it. Maybe it’ll move faster!"
Star Atlas: "Will that cost gas?"
Gods Unchained: "No gas, just a little faith... and 10 ETH. 🙏⛓️"
A: "Why didn’t Star Atlas join the Gods Unchained tournament?"
B: "Their fleet was stuck in blockchain traffic. Too many pending transactions! ⛓️🚦"
A: "Splinterlands must’ve sped right through."
B: "Of course! They use monster-sized gas optimizations! 🐉💨"
Hamster: "What happens if I get stuck in the blockchain?"
Trader: "You become non-fungible, my friend."