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Axie Fortune Teller

- "I went to an Axie fortune teller!"

- "What did they predict?"

- "My Axies will have great returns in the next quarter."

- "Did you pay in ETH?"

- "No, I paid with SLP. It was a long-term investment." 🔮

Ethereum’s Fortune Teller Visit:

"Fortune teller, what do you see in my future?"
"I see… high scalability and minimal fees!"
"Wow, anything else?"
"A major upgrade to your network is coming!"
"Do I become the most popular blockchain?"
"Only if you keep your transactions smooth!" 🔮

Crypto Fortune Teller

I visited a fortune teller.

She said, “I see your portfolio... and it’s not pretty.” 🔮📉

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