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Decentraland’s Fitness Tracker 🏃‍♀️

Why did the fitness tracker in Decentraland stop working?

Because it couldn’t keep up with all the “blockchain steps”! 🦶

Ethereum’s Fitness Tracker:

"Ethereum, how’s your workout today?"
"I did 100 smart contract push-ups and ran a scalability marathon!"
"How many steps?"
"Over a million, but it’s nothing without low gas fees!" 🏃

Squid Game Fitness Tracker

A new fitness tracker, "SquidFit," helps users get in shape by tracking their heart rate during extreme activities. The app sends notifications like: “Warning: You just hit 100 BPM due to a sudden rug-pull in your portfolio.”

Crypto Fitness Tracker 2.0

My crypto tracker now tracks my stress levels.

I think it’s broken—it never stops ringing. 🧘‍♂️📈

Crypto Fitness Tracker

My fitness tracker now monitors my crypto portfolio.

Every time I check, my heart rate skyrockets. 💓📉

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