Boyfriend: "I’ve been walking 15 km every day for StepN rewards!"
Girlfriend: "That’s great, but you’re walking right past me."
Boyfriend: "I’m doing this for us!"
Girlfriend: "You’re ignoring all this for virtual sneakers?"
(motions to her figure)
Boyfriend: "StepN doesn’t argue about spending…"
Girlfriend: "StepN can cuddle you, then. I’m leaving." 👟💔
Boyfriend: "StepN has changed my life! I walk, I earn, I feel amazing!"
Girlfriend: "That’s great, but you spend more time walking than with me."
Boyfriend: "I’m doing it for us! The more I walk, the more I earn!"
Girlfriend: "Well, you’ve walked far enough to leave this relationship." 🏃♂️💔
Friend 1: "I spent $300 on StepN shoes, but I’ll make it back soon!"
Friend 2: "You could’ve spent $20 on a taxi and saved yourself the effort."
Friend 1: "But then I wouldn’t own NFTs!"
Friend 2: "Instead, you own regret." 🚖💀