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Mana Wars in Sprinterlands: Oops, I Did It Again!

Spent all mana on a tank. The rest of the team is emotional support.

Gas Wars in Space

Star Atlas: "I just paid 300 tokens for gas fees to launch my fleet."
Splinterlands: "300? I summon dragons for half that! 🐉🔥"
Gods Unchained: "I don’t even summon cards anymore; I pray for them to appear. 🙏"
Star Atlas: "Praying doesn’t cost gas?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it does cost faith… and Ethereum."

Stake Wars: Return of the Yield

What’s the most intense crypto game? Stake Wars! Only one survives when the APY drops to zero. ⚔️📉

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