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Gods Unchained Weather Channel

The Gods Unchained weather forecast: “Thunderstorms and divine wrath, 100% chance.” 🌩️

Star Atlas Weather

Why don’t Star Atlas players ever check the weather? Every day is “space weather.” 🌌

Decentraland’s Weather Forecast 🌤️

What’s the weather forecast in Decentraland?

Partly cloudy with a chance of “blockchain storms”! ⛈️

Decentraland’s Weather 🌦️

What’s the weather like in Decentraland?

It’s always “cloudy”… and that’s just the servers! 🌩️

Ethereum and the Weather:

"Ethereum, what’s the forecast?"
"Mostly sunny with occasional gas fee storms."
"Is it predictable?"
"Not really. Congestion can appear out of nowhere!"
"Sounds like a blockchain reality."
"It’s proof of unpredictability!" ☀️

Crypto Weatherman

The crypto weatherman predicted sunny skies.

But I woke up to a storm of losses. 🌦️📉

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